Saturday, 20 June 2015

Joke #201

Santa train me ek seat par
akela leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe
bhi
baithna hai

Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun
hu..??

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith
gaya

phir ek pahalwan aaya aur
bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe
baithna hai

Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai
mai kaun hu

Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur
bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??

Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai..:p