My Joke Time

Friday, 3 July 2015

Joke #292

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Me Tha Or Wo Santa Se Bola - "Yaar Musibat Ke Wakt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai"

Santa - "Wah Yaar Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jaati Hai"

Thursday, 2 July 2015

Joke #291

Santa proposed to a Girl..

Boy said:
''tujme rab dikta hai yara main kya karu...''

Girl replied:
''pair pad aur ghar jaa..!

Joke #290

Santa-aawaj lga rha tha 20-20 me Dudh ki theli

ek ledy gyi or sarmakar waps aa gyi

2nd ledy -kya hua
1st ledy-kamina bra bech rha tha

Joke #289

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,

Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.

SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

Joke #288

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...

Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

Joke #287

Santa calls wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta... Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye...

After 1hr, he calls: Aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha...

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Joke #285

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.

Santa: Take My Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.

Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..

All Cards are Accepted.

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Joke #284

Santa's son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..

2no bhi to utha saktey ho..

Joke #283

santa : yar banta mene ek tv liya pr vo
chal nahi raha kya tu dekh lega...

Banta : 2 ghate tak lagatar tv ko dekhta raha or phir badi soch me pad gaya ....
Bada sochne k baad bola yaar tu sahi kah raha tha ye chal nahi raha....kamina itani der se jara sa bhi nahi hila....

Joke #282

Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?

Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.:-

Joke #281

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye

SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.

Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete

SANTA.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

Joke #280

1 sardar london me double daker bus me tha
condector ne use upar bhej dia .
sardar bhagta hua neche wapas aaya or bola
marwaega kya? upar to driver hi nahi h.