Sunday, 14 June 2015

Joke #162

!!height of kaminapan!!!

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...

Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..