Sunday, 7 June 2015

Joke #117

3 chor ( Santa , Golu aur Pappu )
Police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...

Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi

Fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.!